the bird flipped the whole system off and walked out of the fryer
THE LORE
they put him on the conveyor belt. they lit the fryer. they hung the hooks. and the bird looked the whole operation dead in the eye, raised one perfectly shaped feather, and told the entire machine exactly where to go.
that is FUCK YOU CHICKEN. not a nugget. not a bucket. not a number on a menu board above a burning kitchen. a chicken that refuses to be processed — through the slaughterhouse, out the warehouse, off the plane, feathers on fire, still walking.
"it’s just poultry, it’s just food." that is what they told him too. right up until he flipped the bird and became the most disrespectful animal on the blockchain. the fryer never stood a chance.
so this is $FYC. a coin for everyone who was supposed to get cooked and decided, respectfully, to say fuck you instead. free range or extra crispy — you already know which one you are.
"Hey pal, fuck you"
— ChickenWHY THE BIRD IS MAD
Did you know chickens are the most abused animal on the planet? Billions are raised and processed every year, and major companies like Costco have been called out for abusing them.
Mercy For Animals is a charity that directly works to help animals like this one who are mistreated. FYC stands with the bird.
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HELP THE FLOCK